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@Firgs This Tequila Shot is For You

Bring it on...

DO NOT, under any circumstances, for money, power, a display of bravado or even that brief moment of insanity, do a shot of Habanero Tequila...

It's not the fact that it's hot, REALLY HOT, a wet-sloppy-tongue-kiss from Satan's daughter, it's the unexpected pain - excruciating stomach pain to be exact, like being trampled by a hundred gazelles and then "stopping the insanity" with Susan Powers and her own twisted variation of Tae Bo, and just for fun let's do some stomach crunches while Mini-Me does that flying elbow drop 50 times - mix in the cold sweat that runs endlessly for three hours, flowing like the Niagra Falls and you might hesitate just a little...

of course, it's done.

and I did it...

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Yeah, that was a blog entry posted back in 1999, long before blogging was the everyman game it is today. Still have that shot glass, still sweat when I look at it.

*chuckle*

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