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Lookie what I emailed out today...
Adobe Community Expert, #1 Adobe Certified Instructor WORLDWIDE 2Q08, Owner of http://www.media-cats.com, blogging at http://www.ajwood.com
@Firgs This Tequila Shot is For You
Bring it on...
DO NOT, under any circumstances, for money, power, a display of bravado or even that brief moment of insanity, do a shot of Habanero Tequila...
It's not the fact that it's hot, REALLY HOT, a wet-sloppy-tongue-kiss from Satan's daughter, it's the unexpected pain - excruciating stomach pain to be exact, like being trampled by a hundred gazelles and then "stopping the insanity" with Susan Powers and her own twisted variation of Tae Bo, and just for fun let's do some stomach crunches while Mini-Me does that flying elbow drop 50 times - mix in the cold sweat that runs endlessly for three hours, flowing like the Niagra Falls and you might hesitate just a little...
of course, it's done.
and I did it...
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Yeah, that was a blog entry posted back in 1999, long before blogging was the everyman game it is today. Still have that shot glass, still sweat when I look at it.
*chuckle*
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Happy New Year!!! It's 2009!!!
Greetings & Salutations!
I hope this post finds you amongst family & friends, putting the craziness of 2008 behind you, and anticipating the wondrous adventure of 2009.
We will truly be amazing in the new year (OK, maybe some more than others). *chuckle*
God bless us all.
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Baby Girl is Texting Santa!
So maybe you heard about the nine year old who became the youngest Microsoft MCP. I say big deal, baby girl just spent the morning texting her Christmas order to Santa.
Here's to all the parents, may you continue to revel in the joy of your children. Baby girl is truly our greatest blessing in 2008.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
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Say Happy Birthday To My Wife!
It's 2:34 in the morning and I'm sitting amongst the shadows.
The moon slips through the blinds as I catch my reflection in front of me.
He smiles at me and I can't help but think "God She's Wonderful!"
Waves of emotion come crashing `round me.
I feel exuberated, frightened, anxious, all in the same breath, but never before have I been more focused.
I feel the subtle caress of Destiny and stand fast to embrace it, this rousing desire in my heart.
She is my Muse, my Strength, perhaps the essence of my Soul.
I found myself wanting, encumbered by my fears only to shine in the light of her beauty.
These feelings once so distant, overwhelm me as I am rejuvenated.
I am Whole.
May God bless you Michelle as He has certainly blessed me; for the realization of my dreams is more than I could ask for on this day.
Happy Birthday Babe, I Love You Lots.
- A.J.
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Thank Goodness for Little Girls
When I'm just about to punish the stupidity of the planet, the joy on my daughter's face helps me to reign in the rage. Which is good, cause I'm tired of those anger management classes. heh heh.
Here's hoping the week ends on a high note for a change.
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Show Some Love For The Cowboys!
Alrighty! It's game time, the Cowboys face an uphill battle to put it lightly, so good things have to start tonight.
I wonder which team will be more distracted from last week's news stories? Certainly the Giants are in the driver's seat, but look for the Cowboys to pressure Eli tonight.
Props to Katherine Rose for her time in the studio, she makes any photographer look good. See the entire set on Flickr set http://www.flickr.com/photos/ajwood
Go Cowboys!
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